BerryWeather
BerryWeather is a very popular weather application for BlackBerry with some awesome graphics. Bellshare has really improved the app over time with the latest versions adding GPS and radar maps support. The app is usually $9.95 but for today only you can pick up the app for $5 which is a pretty good deal!
From the description:
BerryWeather is a visually stunning weather application for your BlackBerry smartphone.
Get instant access to current conditions plus detailed 7-day and 24-hour forecasts for over 72.000 locations worldwide. Get weather advisories and alerts for any location within the U.S. Keep up to 10 locations at the same time and switch between them with a flick of the trackball (or on the Storm, your finger swipe!).
Features:
- NO SUBSCRIPTION!
- Current conditions including “Feels like” temperature, wind, pressure, dew point, humidity.
- 7-day forecast with high/low temperature and precipitation probability
- 24-hour forecast with temperature, precipitation probability, wind and humidity
- Easily switch between 7 different views (Today, Today with Daily Forecast, Today with Hourly Forecast, Full Daily Forecast, Full Hourly Forecast, Compact Daily Forecast, Compact Hourly Forecast)
- ANIMATED RADAR MAPS (for US Locations only, add a custom radar map for international locations)
- Track your location via GPS/CELL TOWER LOCATION so you always know the weather where you are. (Cell location for GSM devices only. GPS does not work for non-Storm devices on Verizon due to carrier restrictions)
- Replace the default BerryWeather radar maps for any location with your preferred weather service’s radar maps!
- Sunrise/Sunset times and moon phase
- Weather advisory notifications, SUPPORT FOR CUSTOM LED COLORS VIA BERRYBUZZ
- Customizable homescreen icon with fully customizable temperature and weather advisory badge
- Support for different themes (Widgets, Simple and Simple Dark)
- Customizable background wallpaper
- Customizable font size
- Smooth animations
Archos 5 Internet Tablet
Archos Internet Tablet Blinds Its Flaws With a Brilliant Screen
The new Archos 5 wants to challenge Apple’s army of media players with a dirty yet clever trick. It comes in the form of a beautiful, 4.8-inch HD screen that is so vibrant; it makes average features shine like rhinestones and completely blinds you from noticing the deficient ones. You know, it’s kinda like when China used the Olympics to divert attention from its human rights violations!
Okay, it’s not exactly fair to liken the Archos 5 to the People’s Republic questionable treatment of its citizens. What’s fair to say is that this is an outstanding music device and an even better portable video player. The screen is so glossy and gorgeous, I want to take it to Las Vegas and get married to it. You can watch 720p HD video clearly and it plays over ten types of movie files. When we scoped out A Scanner Darkly, the hallucinogenic color animation flowed vividly, like a paint truck crashing head on into an acid trip. Even blacks were sufficiently deep; shocking for a small screen on a portable device. But besides the screen, the broad range of extra features really is the player’s greatest strength.
Add the flash-enabled Opera web browser, and you have access to online videos sans squinting. We checked out YouTube via Wi-Fi, and when selected on the browser, the flash videos conveniently adjusted to the screen area. Super sweet.
There’s also a WebTv and Internet radio plug-in, a TV program scheduler, plus you can tweak the settings on nearly every feature — including child security (no youporn for Junior). It also records net video clearly with the optional $100 DVR dock.
But even we can’t sugarcoat the trio of flaws that ultimately hamper the player: Shamelessly embedded crapware, the mediocre UI, and a glitch-fest Linux-based operating system.
The prime offender of said crapware is called Media Club. This program directs you to Archos’ online media partners — which would be borderline permissible if the content wasn’t so overpriced. Do you like paying $20 to watch Caligula on Cinema Now? How about enduring the poor geek’s youtube that is Daily Motion? No? Yeah we don’t either.
Worse, each of the embedded apps come with a little demo that, when clicked, link to the Archos website through a URL labeled ‘up-selling.’ Seriously! It’s like having someone offer you a slice of chocolate cake but in exchange they get to kick you repeatedly in the junk.
As for the UI, the touch screen pales in comparison to the iPod Touch; it sometimes lags like Dom DeLuise running the Boston Marathon. There’s no multi-touch option either. No pinching for you!
The Linux-based OS is too simple for its own good. It’s easy to get lost in a myriad of transparent menus and muddy apps. In one instance, the player dropped the Wi-Fi connection and didn’t allow us to change the connection. Interestingly, transitions between programs weren’t a problem. When we failed to connect that particular time, we booted a video in a few seconds.
The Archos 5 isn’t a bad device by any stretch of the imagination. It handles virtually any media format you can throw at it, shows rich color detail, and even sports a sexy-slim profile. If not for the beautiful LCD, the imbedded junkware, pokey UI, and unreliable OS might serve to completely cripple this player. But in a way that big bright screen works a lot like beer goggles; it allows you to look past the player’s ugly shortcomings and makes you feel validated when you wind up taking it home.
WIRED 12.99 mm thickness is perfect for a large pocket (tighty jean wearing hipsters need not apply). Fast ARM Cortex processor moves pages quickly. Supports 3G and HSDPA cellular data connections. DVR accessory completes the system with an HDMI output, composite video input, and universal plug and play (for media streaming).
TIRED Linux-based custom OS too glitchy for comfort. Doesn’t include a built-in mic, so you can’t use it as a VOIP phone. Brassy-metal design might prove too ostentatious for geeky tastes. Need separate dongle for 3G and HSDPA connections. They couldn’t embed 3G in the player? C’mon Archos, stop pulling our wallet and just add these features to all versions. Please?
- Manufacturer: Archos
- Price: $350
Orange County Choppers Builds an EV. Seriously
Known for building machines as brutish as they are loud, Orange County Choppers has produced this paradoxical bike touted as the “first custom electric American chopper.” The showpiece exhibits the trademark OCC outrageous ode to flair and themed design, but this time you won’t hear it coming from a mile away.
On Wednesday, Siemens, the electronics and electrical engineering global powerhouse, unveiled the Smart Chopper it commissioned from the renowned custom motorcycle outfit. Siemens claims the bike has a 60-mile range and a 100 mph top speed. An onboard charging unit can be plugged into any 110-volt socket to charge the bike in five hours, and Siemens says it’ll charge in as little as one hour when plugged into a higher-voltage station. A single-speed, clutch-less transmission delivers the power from a 27-hp electric motor.
The Smart Chopper joins the growing ranks of electric motorcycles, including the Brammo Enertia, Zero X and the Mission One.
Steve Conner, CFO of Siemens’ Energy Service Division, sees the venture as a way to showcase the company’s innovative and environmental awareness along with the current state of technology.
“We already have what we need to make it a reality,” Connor told Wired.com. “This isn’t Star Wars.”
Siemens CEO Daryl Dulaney with Paul Teutul, Sr. of Orange County Choppers. Teutul’s the guy with the tats. Don’t worry about the bike lacking that distinctive OCC look and feel. The 350-pound bike is long and low, with an massive 300mm (10.5 inches) rear tire. With an outrageous 120-inch wheelbase and overall 45-degree raked front end, you’ll need four lanes to make a U-turn. Sounds like an OCC bike to us.
Of course, the entire bike is outfitted with LED lighting by OSRAM Sylvania, a Siemens subsidiary. Along with the lighting supplies, Siemens has also provided the electric motor, charging system, power management system and wind turbine blade fiberglass for the Teutuls to integrate into their design, in keeping with the family’s knack for tying form with function and theme.
As a cradle-to-grave electrical technology company, Siemens’ products generate 33 percent of all power consumed in the United States and 25 percent worldwide, including wind, solar, hydro and clean coal-generated power. With its Smart Grid technologies providing the efficient delivery of power over long distances once considered impossible, Siemens has pledged to reduce its own CO2, water and waste footprint by 20 percent within five years.
Over the next year, the Smart Chopper will make a countrywide tour to promote sustainable and green technology. But if you want the Smart Chopper’s last tour stop to be your home garage, get your checkbook ready and cross your fingers that Jay Leno doesn’t show. This chopper hits the auction block in 2010 with all proceeds going to a yet to be determined charity.
INQ1 Facebook Mobile
The INQ1 phone is acting just like a Palm Pre. Well, sort of.
When the Pre was announced earlier this month, pundits, analysts and other blowhards were quick to praise Palm for integrating so many web-based applications in its savior device. What they failed to mention is that web-based apps on mobile devices already exist on other devices. Devices that are available. That you can buy. Right now.
One such device, made by INQ (a London-Hong Kong handset maker) is out right now. Called the INQ1, it’s a mobile phone with a web-based operating system that revolves around Facebook. That’s right, just Facebook.
Yes I know what you’re thinking: Facebook is so completely over. It’s yesterday’s news. It’s irrelevant. It’s expired. Maybe so, but it still has a lot of users. (Although still not as many as MySpace.)
The handset (which arrives in some of the most gorgeous packaging I’ve ever seen a consumer electronic encased in) is almost laughably banal in its actual construction. A silver slider with wide-spaced keys, it possesses a passing resemblance to the Nokia 5200, albeit with a larger (2.2-inch) screen. But, once you switch it on and start using it, things begin to get interesting.
As we said before, the operating system orbits around Facebook synchronization. Basically you take the phone online, pair it with your Facebook account, and all of your various Facebook applications become active on the mobile. Your Facebook address book syncs up with the phone’s address book. Events from your Facebook calendar become part of the phone’s calendar. Take a picture with the 3.2-megapixel camera, and you can automatically upload those shots to a Facebook album. You get the idea. This is a device that’s perfect for those who would readily set themselves on fire rather than go five minutes without updating their “What are you doing right now?” field.
Other goodies integrated into the phone include Last FM, Windows Live Messenger and Skype. While Skype works nicely as an alternative to making calls on a spotty T-Mobile network, Windows Live Messenger was only occasionally available for chat. But really, who beyond a few button-up business types use WLM?
As a phone the INQ1 works well: Voice quality is clear but not quite sparkling. Texting is relatively comfortable on the slider keyboard — which is spaced out evenly and doesn’t seem terribly cramped. And while the phone is still available only in Europe, the unlocked version INQ sent us operated fairly error-free on T-Mobile’s network, despite a couple of snafus when we first set up the device.
But as capable as it is, the INQ1 it will not be available stateside for a long while. Blame it on the carriers, blame it on the economy, blame it on any number of factors. Just don’t blame it on the phone itself. The hardware is sound, and the operating system is rather remarkable — for Facebook junkies at least. But for those of us who treat Facebook with a passing fondness, it’s really not that intriguing. And besides, Facebook is kinda lame already. Other devices will soon be emerging that do a lot of the same things. You know, like the Pre. So what’s next up for INQ? How about a Twitter phone, guys?
WIRED Brightly hued, easy to use, easy-to-sync OS pairs perfectly with your Facebook account. Skype integration is thoughtful. Thoughtfully spaced keys make texting, entering URLs rather pleasant. Camera takes photos that are sharp enough to be a profile picture. Extremely cheap for an unlocked device.
TIRED Humdrum hardware punctuates novel OS. Not offered in the United States … yet. Battery life is clinically depressing when surfing the web, using Skype.
- Manufacturer: INQ1
- Price: $112 (estimated)
Pharos Traveler 127 Mobile
GPS, Cell Phone Mashup More of a Train Wreck
<sarcasm>A GPS receiver in a cell phone? What’ll they think of next!? </sarcasm>
But seriously, Pharos (motto: “lighthouse of the 21st century”) is hardly a household name in the mobile phone world, and the company’s Traveler 127 isn’t likely to make it one. The overall idea is fine on the surface: It’s a QWERTY-enabled 3-G smart phone with a capable GPS receiver inside. Better known for its stand-alone GPS devices, one would assume that the company knows what it’s doing in the navigation world.
Turns out, it does. The GPS on the Traveler 127 is top-notch, and Pharos’ big selling point is that its smart phones offer GPS service natively, not through a carrier or a third-party subscription. All the software and maps are stored on the phone instead of downloaded on the fly, the advantage being that, if you lose your cellular signal, your GPS keeps rolling.
Though the interface takes a little getting used to, the GPS is accurate and quick to update your position, offering a great way to get your bearings when you’re hopelessly lost. It’s less cut-out for auto use. Even if you don’t need to input an address while you’re driving (dicey whether you’re tapping on the unit’s cramped keyboard or the too-small touchscreen), the 127’s voice directions aren’t very thorough, consisting mainly of “turn left,” “turn right,” and “make a legal U-turn” — no street names. If you’re facing a number of turn options with streets closely spaced together, you’ll have to find the right street by squinting at the screen for the readout. Still, it’s a relatively minor issue.
While the GPS is generally quite good, the rest of the phone’s features are pretty hit-and-miss. Built on Windows Mobile, it’s skinned with a baffling OS that makes finding what you want a game of tapping and hoping for the best. The Traveler gives you tons of options for getting around the interface — keyboard, stylus, touchscreen and trackball — it just doesn’t offer any help in telling you how to get to what you want. (Ultimately I resorted to the good-old Windows Mobile Start menu more often than not.)
Battery life is unimpressive: 3½ hours of talk time with the GPS radio turned off, and that’s aggravated by the generally slow response time of the phone. If the Traveler were snappier to accept commands, load apps and update its screen, I’d be more inclined to forgive its power-hungry ways. Instead it feels like you spend most of those 3½ hours guessing about which button to hit and then waiting for a response.
WIRED Capable navigation system, including real-time traffic. Fine, sharp audio quality. Copious input options. Onboard maps and GPS software offer extra security for those venturing into the boonies.
TIRED Expensive (though about par for an unlocked phone). Operating system badly designed and too slow on the whole.
- Manufacturer: Pharos
- Price: $530 (unlocked)
Strange New Air Force Facility Energizes Ionosphere
The rig wasn’t much, just a pair of high-sensitivity cameras packed into a dorm-room refrigerator and pointed at a curved mirror reflecting a panoramic view of the sky. Pedersen had hoped to monitor the camera feed from a relatively warm bunkhouse nearby. But powdery snow two feet deep made it difficult to string cables back to the building.
As darkness closed in, Pedersen tried to get the second imager working—with no luck—and the first one began snapping pictures. A few minutes before seven, throbbing arcs of green and red light began to form on his monitor, eventually coalescing into an egg shape. Other shards of light shimmered, gathered into a jagged ring, and spun around the oval center. “This is really good stuff,” Pedersen cooed. This wasn’t just another aurora borealis triggered by solar winds; this one Pedersen made himself. He did it with the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (Haarp): a $250 million facility with a 30-acre array of antennas capable of spewing 3.6 megawatts of energy into the mysterious plasma of the ionosphere.
Bringing Haarp to fruition was, well, complicated. A group of scientists had to cozy up to a US senator, cut deals with an oil company, and convince the Pentagon that the project might revolutionize war. Oh, and along the way they sparked enough conspiracy theories to make the place sound like an arctic Area 51.
But the shocking thing about Haarp isn’t that it’s a boondoggle (it’s actually pretty worthwhile) or that it was spawned by a military-industrial-petrochemical-political complex (a hallowed government tradition). It’s that, all too often, this is the way big science gets done in the US. Navigating the corridors of money and power is simply what scientists have to do.
In 1901, Guglielmo Marconi received a simple radio signal sent from across the Atlantic Ocean—dot-dot-dot, again and again, the letter S repeated in Morse code. Leading scientists of the day had said such a transmission was impossible: Earth’s surface is curved, and radio waves travel in straight lines. The dots should have shot out into space. Instead, they traveled from Cornwall, England, to a 500-foot antenna Marconi hung from a kite in Newfoundland. A previously unknown, electromagnetically charged layer of the atmosphere was reflecting the signal back down to earth.
At any given moment, the sun is bombarding our planet with 170 billion megawatts of ultraviolet, x-ray, and other radiation. Those waves collide with atoms of air—nitrogen, oxygen, and so on—stripping away electrons like spring rain eroding a snowbank. The result: positively charged ions drifting free. At high altitudes, those ions are far enough apart that it can take hours for them to bind with a free electron. Called the ionosphere, these undulating bands of charged particles stretch from 50 to 500 miles above the earth—too high for weather balloons and, in large part, too low for satellites. Researchers who study it jokingly call it the ignorosphere.
For decades, researchers who wanted to bother with the ignorosphere did what Marconi had done—they built an emitter, pointed it straight up, and watched to see what would happen next. Those researchers learned that the ionosphere contains plasma, charged gas clouds that are more common in stars than on Earth. They saw that regions of the ionosphere expand and contract depending on their position over the planet, the tilt of Earth toward the sun, and the time of day. (At night, for instance, one of the ionosphere’s layers disappears entirely.)
But by the 1980s, US atmospheric radio science had dead-ended. “We had become a very small field, and we wanted to try to revive it,” says Konstant Papadopoulos, a plasma and space physicist at the University of Maryland. “We needed a modern facility.”
Papadopoulos, now a white-haired, deeply tanned 70-year-old who goes by the name Dennis, had worked on and off with the government since he left his native Athens in the 1960s. He knew his way around the federal science-funding machine. Many of his fellow ionospherists had similar experience swaying the folks with fat wallets. So this loose band of radio scientists began a campaign of persuasion in support of a new research center. “We’ll sell it,” Papadopoulos remembers thinking. “We’ll sell it in good faith, but we’ll sell it.”
One of the first ideas came mid-decade from Bernard Eastlund, a physicist working for oil-and-gas conglomerate Atlantic Richfield. Arco had the rights to trillions of cubic feet of natural gas under Alaska’s North Slope. The problem had always been how to get that gas to the port at Valdez. Eastlund had a better idea: Use the gas onsite to fuel a giant ionospheric heater. Such a facility, he wrote in a series of patents, could fry Soviet missiles in midflight or maybe even nudge cyclones and other extreme weather toward enemies. That’s right: weaponized hurricanes.
Arco’s executives presented the idea to Simon Ramo, one of the godfathers of the US intercontinental ballistic missile program. Ramo passed it on to the under secretary of defense, who in turn gave it to the Pentagon’s advanced research arm, Darpa, and the DOD’s secretive science advisory board, code-named Jason. Tony Tether, director of Darpa’s strategic technology office, gave Arco a contract to conduct a feasibility study. Arco brought on board none other than Dennis Papadopoulos as a consultant.
Papadopoulos wasn’t very impressed. Eastlund’s tricks wouldn’t work even if the site were in the right place along Earth’s magnetic field—which it wasn’t. But the ad hoc coalition of radio scientists did like the idea of setting up a new heater in Alaska. In those upper latitudes, the ionosphere intersects with Earth’s magnetic field and becomes scientifically interesting.
Luckily, the senior senator from Alaska, Ted Stevens, enjoyed a reputation for inserting projects into the federal budget to benefit his home state, most notoriously a $223 million bridge from the town of Ketchikan to, well, not much of anyplace. In 1988, the researchers sat down with Stevens and assured him that an ionospheric heater would be a bona fide scientific marvel and a guaranteed job creator, and it could be built for a mere $30 million. “He provided some congressional money, some pork money,” Papadopoulos says. “It was much less than the bridge to nowhere.” Just like that, the Pentagon had $10 million for ionospheric heater research.
Now the scientists had some startup cash, but they also needed hardware—and for that, they had to enlist the military. In a series of meetings in the winter of 1989-90, the field’s leading lights, including Papadopoulos, pitched the Navy and the Air Force. Haarp, they asserted, could lead to “significant operational capabilities.” They’d build a giant phased antenna array that would aim a finely tuned beam of high- frequency radio waves into the sky. The beam would excite electrons in the ionosphere, altering that spot’s conductivity and inducing it to emit its own extremely low frequency waves, which could theoretically penetrate the earth’s surface to reveal hidden bunkers or be used to contact deeply submerged submarines.
That last app caught the military’s attention. Communicating with subs thousands of miles away, under thousands of feet of ocean, requires ultralow frequencies, and that requires whomping-big antennas. To do it, the Navy had built an array in the upper Midwest that transmits its signal through bedrock, but its construction required razing 84 miles’ worth of hundred-foot-wide path through wilderness, including a national forest. It drove local environmentalists crazy. But who would protest an ephemeral antenna in the sky?
Of course, the scientists said, you’d need a brand-new, state-of-the-art ionospheric heater to see if any of this was even feasible. The Pentagon somewhat reluctantly went for it—and began using Stevens’ earmarked cash to fund the appropriate studies.
Photo: Joao Canziani
In 1992, the Navy handed out a $21.6 million contract. The deal didn’t go to an established engineering outfit or defense firm. It went, instead, to Arco, for which Papadopoulos was a consultant.
For more than a year, planning proceeded largely out of public view. Then, in 1993, an Anchorage teachers’ union rep named Nick Begich—son of one of Alaska’s most important political families—found a notice about Haarp in the Australian conspiracy magazine Nexus.
When Begich was 13, a Cessna carrying his father, a Congressional representative, disappeared. Neither the plane nor its passengers were ever recovered. Over the years, Begich became obsessed with uncovering mysteries. Between gigs as a gemologist, miner, school supervisor, and Chickaloon tribal administrator, he regularly lectured on government mind-control technology. So you can imagine his reaction when he began looking into Haarp: the weather-control patents, the Pentagon proposals for long-range spying, the oil company schemes. Senator Stevens had even suggested that the ionosphere could end our dependency on fossil fuels. “At any time over Fairbanks,” Stevens said on the Senate floor, “there is more energy than there is in the entire United States.” Begich had hit the conspiracy jackpot.
In 1995, he self-published a book, Angels Don’t Play This HAARP. It sold 100,000 copies. He started giving speeches on Haarp’s dangers everywhere, from UFO conventions to the European Parliament. Marvel Comics, Tom Clancy, and, of course, The X-Files made the facility an ominous feature of their narratives. A Russian military journal warned that blasting the ionosphere would trigger a cascade of electrons that could flip Earth’s magnetic poles. “Simply speaking, the planet will ‘capsize,’” it warned. The European Parliament held hearings about Haarp; so did the Alaska state legislature.
Begich told his audiences that Haarp was a high-powered weapon prototype. Forget spying underground with low-frequency waves—Haarp was so strong it could trigger earthquakes. And by dumping all those radio waves into the ionosphere, Haarp could turn a miles-wide portion of the upper atmosphere into a giant lens. “The result will be an absolutely catastrophic release of pure energy,” he wrote. “The sky would literally appear to burn.”
The military’s response only amped up the conspiracists. When program managers swore that the facility would “never be used for military functions,” Begich would trot out military reports touting satellite-blinding research plans or then-secretary of defense William Cohen’s suggestion that “electromagnetic waves” could alter the climate and control earthquakes and volcanoes remotely.
Begich’s agitating didn’t delay the project too much. (Government research projects slip deadlines and bust budgets just fine on their own.) But by 1999, when Haarp’s first 48-antenna array was finished, the project’s cost was on its way to tripling the original feasibility study estimate, and the military was getting antsy. Sure, the initial experiments had been scientifically impressive, detecting ionization in the atmosphere caused by a gamma ray flare from a neutron star 23,000 light-years away and finding bunkers 300 feet below the earth’s surface. But the Pentagon wanted to know when its overpriced conspiracy-magnet would produce that battle-ready technology they’d been promised.
The Haarp team was caught in an expectations trap. In theory, the Pentagon should spend a lot of money on basic research. That’s how you come up with the Internet and stealth jets. But in practice, the generals and Congress want science that’s useful now. Papadopoulos understood this instinctively: You have to sell it. Looking at the sleep cycles of fruit flies? Why, that might someday lead to indefatigable supertroops! Building nanometer-long hinges? You’re developing artificial muscles that could let soldiers leap buildings! But it was tough to make that kind of case for Haarp. “It’s like, I talk to my mom and she says, ‘When are you gonna build something?’” says Craig Selcher, Haarp program manager for the Navy. “Mom,” he answers, “I’m trying to unlock the secrets of the universe!”
So the ionospherists formed a panel to find a new purpose for Haarp. Tether, who funded the original Arco studies and had consulted on the project, was named chair.
Months later, the group had its rationale, and it was ambitious to say the least: post-nuclear space cleanup. By the late ’90s, Cold War fears had been replaced by worries that a rogue state could get a nuke. If Pyongyang set off a bomb in orbit, it would fry crucial satellites. Theoretically, ultralow-frequency waves in the ionosphere would knock the particles out of their natural spin, sending them tumbling down into the lower atmosphere to be harmlessly reabsorbed. The Pentagon loved the idea. But it would need a lot of testing—which could only be done at Haarp. “You could actually see the lightbulb flick on,” says Ed Kennedy, a former Haarp program manager. “This was something Haarp could actually help solve.”
Haarp’s Mission
The heart of the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program is an ionospheric heater that shoots electromagnetic energy into Earth’s atmosphere. Five generators pump out 2.9 megawatts each; 180 antennas convert the electricity into high-frequency radio waves and send them into the ionosphere, which turns them into low-frequency waves. Why? Research. An energized ionosphere could be used for all sorts of cool stuff.
Communication
Haarp can bounce signals off the ionosphere with wavelengths long enough to penetrate deep into the ocean and communicate with submarines.
Protection
Researchers are testing whether ionospheric waves could nudge H-bomb-generated electrons out of the magnetosphere, shielding orbiting satellites.
Atmospheric Research
At about 125 miles up, Haarp’s waves can energize free electrons, which collide with neutral atoms to produce a glow like the aurora borealis.
Surveillance
How low-frequency waves are absorbed and reflected by the earth can reveal what’s underneath—including hidden bunkers.
Illustration: Rafael Macho
Of course, the facility would need 180 antennas and a lot more money. But as the panel was winding down in 2001, cash stopped being a problem. Tether became head of Darpa, taking charge of nearly $2 billion a year for research. He put together a deal for the Air Force, Navy, and his agency to fund Haarp’s construction—with some congressional pork, of course. Again, Arco’s construction subsidiary (by then renamed and sold to giant defense contractor BAE Systems) was selected to handle most of the hardware, a $35.4 million job that would balloon to $118.5 million. And Papadopoulos still had his separate military funding for ionospheric heating research. In a field as small as radio science, it’s almost impossible to avoid such overlap. By 2007, Haarp was running at full strength. But it was still mysterious. Neither the public nor the press had been allowed inside since the array became fully operational.
The highway leading to Haarp dips and rises like a sine wave. Two hundred miles northeast of Anchorage, the Tok Cutoff bobs over the Gulkana and Gakona rivers, past trailer homes and rusting pickups. A black spruce forest stretches to a volcanic peak on the horizon. Even for Alaska, this is lonely land. At mile 11.3, there’s a junction with an unmarked driveway. It ends at a gate topped with spikes. “Warning,” a sign announces, “US Air Force installation. It is unlawful to enter this area without permission of the installation commander.”
Tomorrow, for one day only, the military will grant the public access to Haarp for the first time since 2007. Today, I’m getting a sneak peek. I say my name into a call box. The gate draws to the left. Ahead, against the slate-gray sky, resting on a small hill surrounded by trees, is a windowless six-story building: Haarp’s control and power center. Inside, five 3,600-horsepower diesel-electric generators, each powerful enough to drive a locomotive, produce the energy that Haarp channels into the heavens.
Every few hundred yards along the road, the forest is cleared and fenced off into 150-square-foot plots. Each contains instruments ranging from enigmatic to just plain odd. Four golden crosses are planted in one, to help a radio receiver measure ionospheric absorption. In another is a white telescope dome and a gray tangle of poles used to observe the ionosphere’s properties. Above the barbed wire of a third clearing, I can see a wispy, twisted skeleton of wire and fiberglass.
But the most striking sight at Haarp is the facility’s largest array: 180 silver poles rising from the ground, each a foot thick, 72 feet tall, and spaced precisely 80 feet apart. Every pole is topped with four arms like helicopter rotors; metal and Kevlar wires connect the poles to one another, to the earth, and to a wire mesh suspended 15 feet above the ground. The result is an aluminum cat’s cradle, calibrated to the millimeter, that spreads out over 30 acres. Geometric patterns form and reform in every direction, Athenian in their symmetry. It looks like a bionic forest. A cemetery for a cyborg army. Or an infinite nave in a futuristic outdoor church. Even the scientists get rhapsodic when they describe the array. “You stare up at the stars and listen to the wind in the guy wires,” Kennedy says. “It’s as close to a religious experience as you’re ever going to get.”
The ultraprecise calibration allows the array to broadcast a beam as narrow as 5 degrees of sky or as broad as 60. All told, the facility can pump 3.6 megawatts through its phased-array radar into the sky, accelerating electrons and heating the ionosphere—all within a tightly controlled set of parameters. Marconi used the ionosphere, unwittingly, to reflect and carry radio signals; Haarp can stimulate the ionosphere to create anything from direct current to visible light, spanning 15 orders of magnitude on the electromagnetic spectrum. “The science used to be purely observational, with no knobs to turn,” Navy researcher Selcher says. “Now you can apply the scientific method.”
During a few weeks in October 2008, for example, the site hosted 31 investigators conducting 42 different sets of experiments—imaging ionospheric irregularities, examining the “ion outflow from high-frequency heating,” creating artificial northern lights. Physics students flock to Haarp in the summer. Ionospheric papers are back in the scientific literature. Even the space-based nuclear clean-up experiments are teaching us lessons about the Van Allen radiation belts. Online, the tinfoil-hatted chatter about Haarp drones on—it’s blamed for everything from Katrina to last year’s earthquake in Sichuan, China. But after decades of pushing, radio scientists finally have the experimental facility of their dreams.
Yet Haarp’s future is unclear. Defense budgets are shrinking, and the facility costs $10 million a year to operate. Haarp’s patron at Darpa, Tony Tether, has left his job. The project’s godfather, Ted Stevens, was defeated in the 2008 Senate election by the mayor of Anchorage: Mark Begich, Nick’s little brother. “I’ll have his ear,” Nick promises.
So the radio scientists may have to look for funding again, which probably means a whole new set of rationales. You can imagine how the conspiracy crowd will react. And the scientists, in their eagerness, can end up feeding the paranoia. Papadopoulos, for example, says he wants to do another round of subterranean surveillance experiments. “Personally, I believe it can reach 1,000 kilometers. It can’t reach Iran, if that’s your question,” he laughs. “But if I put Haarp on a ship, or on an oil platform, who knows?” Not that he has concrete plans for such tests in Alaska, let alone in the Persian Gulf—though he does mention a facility in Puerto Rico as a possibility.
But he has already said enough. Papadopoulos just wants to do science. But for suspicious minds, the implications are there: With just a bit more funding, a few more experiments, Haarp can still be a place haunted by sinister agencies with three-letter initials and spectral lights that appear in the sky and then vanish without a trace.
Contributing editor Noah Shachtman (wired.com/dangerroom) wrote about Net-centric warfare in issue 15.12.
TweetGenius
With so many Twitter clients on the scene, I wanted to find out what was so special about TweetGenius and what it had to offer. As soon as it was available I picked up a copy for my 8900. TweetGenius isn’t free and will set you back $9.99. For a limited time TweetGenius is being offered at a sale price of $4.99, but is it worth it?
Please keep in mind that I’ve only used TweetGenius for 24 hours,so this is not as in depth as it can be. At the moment I have mixed feelings about this client so I will re-visit this post after I’ve had more time to play around with it.
Now that I have used TweetGenius for longer than 24 hours, I can say that the app is a feature rich and aesthetically pleasing Twitter client that had improved very much since its version 1.0 launch. TweetGenius is now currently at version 1.5 which has been a great improvement over the initial 1.0 version.
Now, what’s so special about TweetGenius? Out of all the Twitter Clients, TweetGenius currently has the best looking User Interface in my opinion. With a smooth interface and icons, it is pleasing to the eyes. When you launch the app, you are greeted with a home screen that has 3 visible icons; Friends timeline, Replies and Direct messages. The icons display a count of how many unread tweets you have in the form of a speech bubble on top of the corresponding icon. When you hover over each icon, it will display the most recent tweet, reply or direct message at the bottom of the screen. I found this to be a nice feature but it would be nice if more than one was shown , in my opinion. From the timeline the usual information is displayed, profile picture, twitter username and actual name, time and date, and client used. Scrolling through the menu’s, buttons and timelines I found the application to lag and not respond as well as I would have hoped, this was the first issue I encountered to be very responsive. Initially, with the first Application release (v1.0) There was a bad lag and it was the app was very unresponsive, but thw TweetGenius team was quick to listen and quickly released an update that completely removed the lag problems! Great Job TweetGenius!

What I really liked from the timeline was the Twitpic integration. Twitpic pictures are displayed at almost full size on the screen which is a big difference compared to SocialScope’s square preview. The second and a major problem I noticed was that my new updates were delayed or staggered. I was only getting some of my tweets and SocialScope was delivering them faster than TweetGenius. The delay was up to 1/2 an hour at times. Please note: this had nothing to do with the frequency of the updates because I had SocialScope and TweetGenius set to the same refresh times. I don’t know if the delay was because of the sudden influx of users on their servers or if was a genuine problem. Only time will tell. As stated, time did tell! This problem was quickly fixed in one of the recent application releases.

Composing a tweet brings a speech box to the front and dims the background. When composing a tweet you have the option to add your GPS location to the tweet. I didn’t even try to send a tweet with a picture because I was so disappointed with the lag I just didn’t want to test it! Sorry! Tested and the feature works as advertised!
During my first 24 hours of use of TweetGenius, I was very unimpressed seems like most of the perks of TweetGenius seem to be related to the User Interface. I find that in terms of functionality TweetGenius is similar to other free clients being offered. I did notice the update delays and also a delay/lag navigating through the menu’s, and that was a problem for me. Initially, I was very unimpressed with TweetGenius but given all of the features and the quick response and release of updates, it is a worthy Twitter client. I am actually surprised how well TweetGenius has evolved from a buggy application to a commercial quality app. I wasn’t sure I was going to revisit this review because I honestly wasn’t going to give TweetGenius a second chance, I’m glad I did! Now for the big question, Is it worth the price? Based on functionality, there are other clients that have similar offerings in terms of features, some even offer Facebook support. But if your looking for an application that looks awesome (almost like a trophy boyfriend/girlfriend) I would have to say that TweetGenius is going to give other Twitter Clients a run for their money. TweetGenius has a support team that listens and they are also quick to fix a reported problem. I would and I recommend that you get yourself to the TweetGenius store and pick up a copy! FYI, TweetGenius is the Twitter Client I use to update our BerryHelpful Twittter. Please, I am open to your responses so leave a comment below and let me know what you think!
Features of TweetGenius:
* Innovative pop-up Tweet bubble to enter new messages, photos, and GPS location * Profile support for @replies and Direct Messages *
* Bring up the new Tweet bubble or search menu from any screen! * Home screen ribbon bar notifications *
* Quick, easy, and reliable networking that won’t hurt your battery * Innovative unread message count *
* Decide how often you want to check for unread Tweets, or, just leave it on auto! * Awesome visual effects and transitions *
* Full timeline view including friends, replies, direct messages, and public timeline * Keyboard shortcuts *
* Track users, searches, view full bio’s and even in-line Twitpic photos! * Tons of customizable options *
Where tech and philosophy collide
There’s a debate raging at the Assembly House pub in North London.
Laurie thinks the future will see a class divide between those who can afford the latest technology and those who can’t.
Jay reckons computers will eventually become incorporated into the human brain.
Brett is suggesting he would be able to share Terry’s holiday experience if he were to wear a head-mounted camera.
Terry looks alarmed.
It’s the inaugural meeting of the London Futurist and Transhumanist Group.
While futurism involves trying to predict how technology will evolve over time, transhumanism is concerned with how that technology will change the fundamental nature human beings and the way we live.
The six people who have turned up all responded to an internet advert, brought together by Richie Arnold, who also happens to be the pub’s chef.
“We’re looking at new technologies that are coming out,” he said.
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Ray Kurzweil
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“I am particularly interested in artificial intelligence and the ramifications of that.
“I’m just a normal guy, at the end of the day. I don’t really have a lot of scientific background.
“I think you need to be prepared for what is going on. Some of the things I have found out about are, in a way, quite scary and you don’t want to be the last person to hear about it.”
Trend spotting
In contrast to an informal pub-based discussion, a few days later, members of the UK Transhumanist Association are attending a talk entitled “Extreme Simulation Scenarios”.
The audience at Birkbeck College appear to revel in speculative talk of “virtual autonomous zones” and a “utility fog”.
Afterwards, speaker cognitive scientist and artist Amon Twyman explains the group’s core philosophy.
“At the moment, people live longer, healthier and for the most part happier lives than they used to because of medical technology.
“Particularly in the Western world they’ve got medical technology, transport, access to the internet. The whole idea is you look at those trends and extend them further.
“Whatever health problems are going to come along because of your genes, genetic therapy can change that.
“Some people imagine more far flung technologies, like nanotechnology, that you can use to change your body,” Dr Twyman said.
Among the futures envisaged is a world where human consciousness can be uploaded onto storage devices to live inside virtual environments.
Charles Lindbergh was among the first famous transhumanists
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The real world, they speculate, will also be enhanced with nano-robots, which live in the air and swarm together to form solid objects on demand.
Yet transhumanism is part only part science. Those who engage in it spend much of their time debating the philosophical implications of their predictions.
There is much talk about whether possible futures would actually be desirable.
But despite its occasional moral hand-wringing, transhumanism is a controversial field.
The term itself was coined by the evolutionary biologist Julian Huxley in his 1957 essay of the same name.
Even more controversially, Huxley was also a leading proponent of eugenics – social engineering through selective breeding.
To this day, critics maintain that transhumanism will lead to a world where the wealthy have access to life extending and enhancing innovations, while the poor languish with unmodified, “Mark 1″ human bodies.
Dr Steven Novella presents a weekly podcast, “The Skeptic’s Guide to the Universe”.
“There’s one end of the spectrum where transhumanist enthusiasts don’t really see any ethical limits or ethical problems with pursuing whatever they want to pursue,” he said.
“You could make a reasonable ethical argument for the freedom of individuals to do whatever they want with their own consciousness and their own bodies. It gets trickier when you start dealing with children and people other than oneself.”
Singular purpose
Such criticism holds no water with the renowned futurist and unofficial head of the transhumanist movement, Ray Kurzweil.
“Technology is affordable only by the wealthy when it doesn’t work very well. By the time it is perfected it ends up being extremely inexpensive.
“Consider mobile phones; only the wealthy could afford them when they didn’t work. Now they work extremely well and are much more than phones, three billion people have them and six billion will have them in a couple of years,” he said.
Ray Kurzweil predicts that computers will outdo humans by 2029
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He should know about scientific development. One of the pioneers of the synthesiser and optical scanning technologies, he holds around 70 patents and has been awarded 16 honorary degrees.
He is also the author of “The Singularity is Near”, in which he speculates about a time when machines surpass human intelligence and use that advanced learning to continually improve themselves.
Ray Kurzweil’s latest venture is the establishment of Singularity University, an academic institution based in California’s Silicon Valley.
It was set up in collaboration with Google, the International Space University and the X-Prize foundation, among others.
Its first semester began in June 2009, with 40 students. Numbers are expected to treble by next year.
Although not explicitly a transhumanist project, “SingularityU” is being seen as an attempt to formalise and develop the movement’s ideas.
“The purpose of Singularity University is to understand the implications of all these exponentially growing information technologies,” Mr Kurzweil explained, “and to actually find solutions to major global challenges like the environment and energy, poverty and disease – which are found at the intersection of these diverse fields.
“All of them are illuminated by the same phenomena – a doubling in power every year of every form of information technology.”
While SingularityU aims to bridge the gap between abstract predictions and real-world technology companies, the ideas it is dealing with are increasingly filtering out to the real world.
Back at the Assembly House Pub, electronics worker Jay Diamond says, for him, transhumanism is as much an intellectual exercise as anything else.
He concedes the chances of stumbling upon mankind’s next evolutionary stage in a North London boozer are slim.
“Probably not,” Mr Diamond said. “But it couldn’t hurt. And over a nice cold pint on a hot day, it’s not a bad way to spend your time.”
Brewing Beer From 45-Million-Year-Old Yeast
An aroma like bread dough permeates Raul Cano’s lab. He has just removed the cover from a petri dish, and the odor wafts up from several gooey yellow clumps of microorganisms that have been feeding and reproducing in a dark cabinet for the past few days. Cano, a 63-year-old microbiologist at California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo, inspects the smelly little mounds lovingly. “These are my babies,” he says, beaming. “My yeasty beasties.”
The dish contains a variant of Saccharomyces cerevisiae, known in culinary circles as baker’s or brewer’s yeast. But Cano didn’t get this from Whole Foods. Back in 1995, he extracted it from a 45 million-year-old fossil. The microorganisms had lain dormant since the Eocene epoch, a time when Australia split off from Antarctica and modern mammals first appeared. Then Cano brought the yeast back to life.
This reanimation of an ancient life form was a breakthrough, a discovery so shocking that the scientific community initially refused to believe it. It changed our understanding of what microorganisms are capable of. It also gave the Cal Poly researcher a brief taste of fame. For a while, he thought it might make him rich. It didn’t. Now, just when it seemed his babies would be forgotten, Cano has found a way to share them with the world.
Born and raised in pre-Castro Havana, Cano still has a noticeable Cuban accent. After the revolution, his parents were unable to escape the country, but they managed to secure him a visa and a plane ticket to Miami in early 1962. His parents would eventually follow him to the US, but for a few years Cano was on his own in a strange new country. “I was 16 at the time,” he says. “I went from foster home to foster home.”
His scientific aptitude was not immediately apparent. “I wasn’t a remarkably good student,” Cano says. “I went to community college.” He eventually transferred to Eastern Washington University, and there he discovered his calling in a microbiology class. “It was taught by a fungal geneticist,” he says. “He was terrific. He became my mentor.” Cano got his master’s and went on to earn a PhD in microbiology at the University of Montana.
In 1974, Cano went to work at Cal Poly, starting out as a fungus specialist. But by the early ’90s, he was making a name for himself by examining the contents of fossilized prehistoric tree resin—more commonly known as amber.
Scientists have been cracking open the translucent caramel-colored rock for nearly two centuries in an attempt to unlock the history of the earth. All manner of flora and fauna got trapped in the dribbling sap, and once it solidified and fossilized, the contents were preserved for aeons. “It’s a time capsule,” Cano says. “Like a Kodak moment from when the amber was formed.” The first study of the contents of amber, made public in 1856, yielded 163 species of ancient plant life.
More than a century later, amber became sexy again with the advent of gene sequencing and cloning. A 1982 paper by entomologist George Poinar explored the potential for extracting DNA from preserved creatures. The paper caused a stir in the scientific community and inspired Michael Crichton to write his best-selling dinosaur-cloning novel, Jurassic Park, which came out in 1990.
In 1993, Cano worked with Poinar and others to remove DNA from a 125 million-year-old Lebanese weevil entombed in amber. They were able to sequence segments of the bug’s genome. But even if they had the full genome, science couldn’t—and still can’t—clone it back into existence. (Just as well—it’s hard to imagine Steven Spielberg creating a blockbuster f/x extravaganza about reanimated weevils. Unless he made them 30 feet tall. With a taste for human blood.)
Two years later, however, Cano actually did manage to pull off an astonishing first—he brought back to life something that had been trapped in amber for more than 25 million years. It started with a chunk of fossilized resin from the Dominican Republic. Trapped inside was an extinct breed of stingless bee. It was dead, of course, but Cano theorized that microorganisms in the resin might simply be dormant. After all, he reasoned, some single-celled creatures are known to enter a hibernation-like state and survive for years with no air or food. Still, few believed that anything could survive after lying dormant for so long.
Cano wanted to find out. He took the contents of the ancient bee’s stomach, suspended it in saline, and spread it on a growth medium. Amazingly, something woke up and began propagating in the petri dish. Cano identified it as a bacterial spore related to the modern Bacillus sphaericus, which is used to kill mosquito larvae.
Cano’s discovery changed science’s understanding of just how extraordinarily resilient microorganisms are. “They’re the quintessential survivors,” he says. “They started when the planet was born, they’re going to stay around until the planet is dead, and then they’ll just go somewhere else.” After publishing the results of his experiment in Science, Cano found himself the center of national attention from scientists and eventually the media. This was the closest humanity had come to the discovery imagined in Jurassic Park.
Over the course of the next year, Cano would crack open several more pieces of amber and bring hundreds of strains of ancient bacteria back to life in his lab. In the process, he began to think there might be a practical use for these creatures. He launched a company, Ambergene, to explore potential biomedical applications. The premise for the venture was that ancient organisms might have antibiotic potential—they’d been out of the ecosystem for so long that nothing today would have a resistance to them. At the time, the approach—dubbed natural product discovery—was very much in vogue. Major players like Merck and Eli Lilly were making serious investments.
Creating a life-saving drug was appealing. Fabulous riches would be a nice side effect. “Altruism’s great, but it’s not that great,” Cano says. He possessed the only known samples of these strains, and he patented his revivification process to further cement his control over them. As the cofounder, part-owner, and chief scientific officer of Ambergene, Cano stood to earn a hefty chunk of any windfall that might result.
To reassure potential investors, Ambergene’s board of directors decided to confirm Cano’s claims of reanimation. He wasn’t the first to attempt to bring tiny beings back to life in this manner. But every previous reported success turned out to be a case of modern bacteria contaminating the amber during the extraction process.
How to Reanimate Prehistoric Microorganisms
Raul Cano proved that single-celled creatures like yeast and bacteria can be revived after lying dormant in amber—fossilized tree resin—for tens of millions of years.
“I was very skeptical,” says Chip Lambert, a microbiologist tapped by Ambergene to try to duplicate Cano’s results. The company provided him with amber and all of Cano’s sterilization and extraction protocols. Lambert doubled all of the cleaning processes and added some of his own. He was still able to duplicate Cano’s discovery.
Cano didn’t mind the company checking his work if it helped Ambergene win financing. He ended up being impressed with Lambert’s efforts. “We became friends,” Cano says. “I enjoy his company. Besides working with him on some of his projects, we’d socialize, get dinner, maybe grab a beer.” (Another team of researchers working with Cano has also been able to duplicate the results.)
In April 1995, during his amber-cracking spree, Cano made another important discovery. A piece of fossilized resin from Burma yielded something that looked very similar to Saccharomyces, brewer’s or baker’s yeast. This single-celled fungus feeds on sugars and reproduces frequently—if it has enough to eat, a culture can double in population in 90 minutes. “Yeasts are found in all kinds of vegetable matter—plants, fruits, stuff like that,” Cano says. “It was fortunate for that yeast to be there at the time so it could become part of history.”
Cano was fascinated by his find. Unfortunately, this ancient strain of yeast didn’t have commercial applications that Ambergene could exploit. And none of Cano’s other discoveries were yielding biomedical breakthroughs, either. “We did find two or three microorganisms that produced some new chemical compounds,” Cano says. “But they were never pursued, because the company was broke. I was really disappointed.”
Ambergene folded in 1997. Cano went back to his lab and pursued other research, like testing petroleum-degrading bacteria in sand dunes. That project scored enormous grants for Cal Poly, as did many of Cano’s other research efforts. But he couldn’t forget his brush with fame and fortune. “It was a scientific wild ride, like an E ticket at Disneyland,” he says. “As you grow older, the thrill of the hunt becomes more and more acute, at least for me.” Meanwhile, his ancient yeast—suspended in glycerol and nutrients—lay dormant in a deep freeze.
In March 2006, chip Lambert happened to meet a guy named Peter Hackett at a ski resort in Lake Tahoe, California. Hackett is a Northern California pub owner and brewer. Before long, the conversation turned to ancient yeast. “It started as a very casual, noncommittal, you-must-be-out-of-your-mind conversation,” Hackett recalls. “He told me the story of how Cano revived the yeast, how it resembled brewer’s yeast. And then he said, ‘Wouldn’t it be interesting if we could make beer with it?’”
Lambert and Cano had toyed with the idea for 12 years. Before Ambergene went under, the company made a batch on a lark. “We called it Jurassic Amber Ale or T-Rex Lager or something, and it was pretty good,” Cano says. It was served at his daughter’s wedding, and they even sent some to the Jurassic Park 2 cast party. That experiment had Cano and Lambert itching to release a beverage commercially. But they wanted it to be something respectable.
“Brewing beer is a biotechnological process,” Cano says. “I know the essentials; I’ve taught it in classes. But the skills you need to actually make a quality beer? I had no clue.” They needed a professional brewer to take their yeast for a serious test drive. But unable to interest one, they had put the idea on ice.
Hackett, 44, was a cocky upstart in the microbrew world, known for unique recipes like Bushwacker Wheat (made with tangerines, blackberries, and sun-dried mandarins). He hadn’t really wanted to spend a cold, miserable afternoon discussing yeast from the Eocene. “But Chip is a very persistent man,” Hackett says. “It was the only way I could get him to leave me alone.” After some cajoling, the brewer agreed to try making a batch of beer with Cano’s yeast.
But Hackett had his doubts about the 45 million-year-old Saccharomyces. Beer is the result of a chemical process that takes place when yeast gobbles up sugars and excretes carbon dioxide and alcohol. The flavor depends heavily on the type of Saccharomyces doing the eating, and very few strains perform well in the hostile anaerobic conditions inside a brewing tank. “It requires a robust cell,” Hackett says. “My boss is a single-celled organism. If it’s not happy, it will let me know.”
Hackett combined the yeast with all the other ingredients that make up his popular Rat Bastard pale ale recipe, so he could easily taste its distinguishing characteristics. During the brewing, the ancient yeast’s behavior was unusual, to say the least. “It ferments violently at the start,” Hackett says, “then it falls out of suspension and the beer becomes almost clear.” From a brewer’s perspective, its behavior was schizophrenic: It began like a yeast used in ales, floating at the top. Then it began to act like yeast used in slow-fermenting lagers, settling to the bottom of the tank but not going dormant.
Normally, Hackett ends the primary fermentation process by “crashing the tank”—lowering the temperature to shock the yeast into dormancy. But that didn’t work on Cano’s yeast. “It was just sitting on the bottom and nibbling on the sugar like a couch potato,” Hackett says. A strain that had survived 45 million years in suspended animation was not about to go quietly.
Hackett was prepared to pour the batch down the drain if it tasted awful. But he discovered that the flavor of the resulting ale was unique, and not in a bad way. It was light and crisp with a citrusy, gingery tang. It was definitely worth exploring further.
The brewer began experimenting with the ancient strain. He indulged its idiosyncratic behavior, letting it ferment for an extra month in a cold storage tank. He modified the hops, a plant that adds a characteristic bitterness to beer, to complement the flavor imparted by the yeast.
Cano’s Saccharomyces coupled with Hackett’s know-how to yield a very tasty libation, which is now made and distributed under the name Fossil Fuels Brewing Company. “We won the lottery,” Hackett says. “It’s such a random thing. A yeast cell, captured in amber, found by a mad scientist. For it to perform well, for it to perform uniquely … I wouldn’t have bet on it.”
Fossil Fuels pale ale caused a stir among beer aficionados like William Brand, a former critic with The Oakland Tribune who raved about it on his blog. He noted its “light copper color and an intense clove aroma.” He liked its sweetness and the “intriguing, very odd spicy note” in the finish.
Celebrator Beer News described the ale as having a “complex and well-developed taste profile” with “fruity flavor characteristics and just a touch of lemony sweetness. The fact that it is made with such old yeast is fascinating, and given how good the beer is, no mere novelty.”
A 5-gallon glass jug containing hundreds of millions of Cano’s yeast cells is sitting on the back porch of Hackett’s brewpub in Guerneville, California, 70 miles north of San Francisco. Every half-hour or so, Hackett goes outside and shakes it up a bit. When the sun warms the contents of the jug to 70 degrees Fahrenheit, it’ll be ready.
Hackett has been stirring malted barley into 150-degree water in an enormous stainless steel tub. The hot water will break down the starch in the grain, turning it into a sugary substance called wort, which is then diluted, boiled, and transferred to a fermentation tank. When the jar of yeast has warmed up sufficiently, Hackett dumps it into the tank, where it begins to gobble up the wort.
Normally, Hackett could reuse this yeast after separating it from the freshly brewed batch of beer. New characteristics may begin to present themselves as the tiny fungi go through tens of thousands of generations. “Over time, genetic drift can occur,” Hackett says. “It mutates and evolves.”
But for Fossil Fuels’ brew, Cano prefers to create new colonies that are as close as possible to the original generation he reawakened from the chunk of amber. His yeasty beasties may not have made him a pharmaceutical millionaire, but he has finally discovered a use for them, and he wants to stay involved in the brewing process.
As Hackett finishes preparing his latest batch, Cano arrives. He has driven up from San Luis Obispo to get a pony keg of pale ale for his own personal use. And Lambert has come up from the East Bay. The scientists sit on stools as Hackett brings out pints of their beer, as well as fries, shrimp, and egg rolls hot from the brewpub’s kitchen. They’re soon ready for a second round of beer.
Fossil Fuels Brewing will start selling its beer in pubs and restaurants throughout California this fall. The company is creating beer-tap handles with hunks of amber embedded in the tip. A bigger brewery—one capable of bottling the beer when they’re ready to put it on store shelves—has been enlisted to take on the commercial production duties.
Cano is delighted with the burgeoning success of Fossil Fuels ale. It’ll earn him a little bit of money, and every pint or bottle sold could kick off a conversation about his momentous discovery 14 years ago. His only worry is that the unfiltered nature of this beer means that some of his yeast will invariably settle to the bottom of the glass or bottle, and an unscrupulous brewer could collect that and use it in another beer. The microbiologist has applied for a patent on his strains and has sequenced the genomes so he can tell if someone else has stolen it. “I am the keeper of the family jewels,” Cano says. He isn’t about to let them fall into the wrong hands.
This website will self-destruct…
Read it quick: this article will self-destruct in eight hours.
Not really, of course – but soon, permanently vanishing web correspondence could be the next step in maintaining your privacy online.
Emails, Facebook messages, and Google Docs can all be set to disappear into thin air by using new software developed by the University of Washington and called, appropriately enough, Vanish.
“We wanted to create a system that would allow our data to self-destruct and become permanently unreadable,” assistant professor Yoshi Kohno, who designed the software, told the BBC’s Digital Planet programme.
“[This would be for] both to ourselves and everyone else after a certain period of time.”
Security solutions
With so much data now being created, shared, and stored online – rather on individual computers – documents could remain online for years, even after the user deleted the original file.
Using Vanish, however, means that even archived or backed-up copies of the data are unreadable after the time limit set by the original user.
Unlike other security solutions (many of which rely on passwords or data encryption) Vanish will make the document permanently unreadable to hackers and even law enforcement officers.
It works by creating a secret key which is split into small pieces and shared across many users on a peer-to-peer network. Over time, as users join and leave the network, the pieces of the key will disappear, rendering the data unreadable.
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Peter Sommer, a digital forensics specialist at the London School of Economics, has concerns over possible misuses of the system.
He believes that the principles of security, privacy and online correspondence work alongside the same principles as police being able to enter a person’s home and make arrests.
“I think it would be a bad thing because you have to recognise there are certain circumstances in which you do want the state to be able to carry out interceptions,” he said.
Nefarious plans
Professor Kohno acknowledges that the software could be used for ill intent, but maintains that it would be a genuine technological advancement.
“When the automobile was first introduced there were jurisdictions that tried to outlaw the car because it allowed bank robbers to get away from the scene of the crime faster than the mounted police could catch them,” he points out.
“In this particular scenario, I do believe that there are people who use Vanish to make data self-destruct that shouldn’t be doing it. But the benefits far outweigh the risks.”
Even with this new technology, professor Kohno maintains the key to better online safety and privacy ultimately lies with ourselves.
“My biggest recommendation is: just be sceptical. Having that perspective on new technologies will make you a much more informed consumer, and help you better control your privacy.”
Digital Planet is broadcast on BBC World Service on Tuesday at 1232 GMT and repeated at 1632 GMT, 2032 GMT and on Wednesday at 0032 GMT.
BlackBerry 9700 Pictured, Spotted on T-Mobile (3G!)
The BlackBerry 9700 seems to be having a field day with leaks this week. First the BoyGenius caught a spec sheet for AT&T showing the BlackBerry 9700 coming to AT&T sometime in the next few months. The 9700 is essentially a new Bold with bumped up specs and a new trackpad instead of trackball.
Then came a thread on CrackBerry forums spotted by BBSync showing off the back and front of a unbranded BlackBerry 9700. Pictures at this link. Not sure who originally posted them since the thread is taking forever to load.
Kevin took things one step further by snapping a picture of a T-Mobile BlackBerry 9700 clearly showing it including 3G! No word on if this will ever see the light of day since we did see leaks of a T-Mobile 3G Bold back in the day that never actually got released…
Here is to hoping T-Mobile gets on the 3G BlackBerry bandwagon!
Thanks to everybody who sent these in!
New Google ‘puts Bing in shade’
Google has lifted the lid on its updated search engine, which developers have nicknamed “Caffeine”.
Although still in the testing phase, the firm says it is the “first step in improving the speed, accuracy and comprehensiveness of search results”.
The new engine will replace Google’s current one after tests are complete.
Martin McNulty of search marketing specialist Trafficbroker said the upgrade threatened to put Microsoft’s new engine, Bing, “in the shade”.
“Google have let Caffeine quietly slip out. It talked about vertical specific searches while quietly doubling the speed and starts introducing real-time results and news feeds,” he said.
“Bing was launched with a massive media budget.
“Trouble is, Bing presents itself as an alternative to something that users are still – for now – happy with,” he added.
Virtual monopoly
Google is still the dominant search engine. According to market research firm Hitwise, Google accounted for more than 87% of the UK search market in 2008.
However, in recent months, the search engine market has got a little busier. As well as Microsoft’s Bing.com – which saw a tie-up between Microsoft and Yahoo – the “computational knowledge engine” Wolfram Alpha and a revamped Ask Jeeves have also entered the fray.
Google is also facing competition from Facebook, which has just acquired FriendFeed, praised for its “real-time” search engine.
This type of search is valuable because it lets you know what is happening right now on any given subject.
Back in May, Google founder Larry Page admitted that the search giant had fallen behind other services like that of Twitter, which boasts nearly 45 million users worldwide.
Fresher content
Google’s head of Webspam, Matt Cutts, denied that Caffeine was launched in response to competitive search engines.
“I love competition in search and want lots of it, but this change has been in the works for months,” he wrote in his blog.
“I think the best way for Google to do well in search is to continue what we’ve done for the last decade or so: focus relentlessly on pushing our search quality forward. Nobody cares more about search than Google, and I don’t think we’ll ever stop trying to improve.”
Alex Watson, editor of Custom PC magazine, said Caffeine was reflecting a general trend to what he calls “the real-time web”.
“Caffeine now picks up news stories and puts fresher content higher up the search results,” he said.
“That said, it’s likely that most people won’t notice the change. It still looks the same, it’s the algorithms that have changed.
“However, it is now doing things that would never be possible a few years ago and knowing Google, this would have been in the works for some time.”
10 of the Worst Evolutionary Designs
1 Sea mammal blowhole. Any animal that spends appreciable time in the ocean should be able to extract oxygen from water via gills. Enlarging the lungs and moving a nostril to the back of the head is a poor work-around.
2 Hyena clitoris. When engorged, this “pseudopenis,” which doubles as the birth canal, becomes so hard it can crush babies to death during exit.
3 Kangaroo teat. In order to nurse, the just-born joey, a frail and squishy jellybean, must clamber up Mom’s torso and into her pouch for a nipple.
4 Giraffe birth canal. Mama giraffes stand up while giving birth, so baby’s entry into the world is a 5-foot drop. Wheeee! Crack.
5 Goliath bird-eating spider exoskeleton. This giant spider can climb trees to hunt very mobile prey. Yet it has a shell so fragile it practically explodes when it falls? Well, at least it can produce silk to make a sail. Oh, wait — it can’t!
6 Shark-fetus teeth. A few shark species have live births (instead of laying eggs). The Jaws juniors grow teeth in the womb. The first sibling or two to mature sometimes eat their siblings in utero. Mmm … siblings.
7 Human stomach. People can digest a lot — except for cellulose, the primary component of plant matter. Why don’t we have commensal bacteria in our guts to do it? They’re busy helping termites.
8 Slug genitalia. Some hermaphroditic species breed by wrapping their sex organs around each other. If one of said members gets stuck, the slug simply chews it off. What. The. Hell?
9 Quadrupeds. Let’s say you’re a four-footed animal. Now let’s say you get a wound on your back, or an itch, or a bug wandering up there. Tough luck, kid. You probably can’t do much about it. Hope there’s a low branch around.
10 Narwhal tusk. The unicorn-like protuberance on a male narwhal’s head is actually a tooth that erupts through the front of the jaw and keeps on growing, up to 9 feet. Narwhal: “Doc, I have a toothache.” Dentist: “Indeed.”
RIM Explains The Cause & Solution for 507 Errors During Upgrade
Error 507 Unsatisfied Link A dependency on a .COD file could not be satisfied because the .COD file is missing.
Isn’t that enlightening? Essentially I have found it to mean that you have no operating system installed on your BlackBerry. This is usually caused by an error in the upgrade process while upgrading your OS. I have had it happen twice recently, once when trying to upgrade on my Macbook using VMware fusion and another time when upgrading an OS 4.6 device with Desktop Manager 4.7. You can also purposely get this error by wiping your device clean using JL_cmdr or BBSAK.
I found the easiest fix to be just running the AppLoader.exe directly from Program Files -> Common Files ->Research In Motion –> AppLoader. Then plug in your BlackBerry into the computers USB cable and the second it says USB-PIN:Unknown you just click next to reload the latest BlackBerry OS you have installed on your computer.
If you are still having issues I recommend reading RIM’s article on 507 errors at this link. I once ran into the issue where my USB ports were set to power down to save battery life and it caused a 507 error every time using my ThinkPad.
Free TV Guide Application For BlackBerry
Handmark decided to flip pricing models on this one. Their TV Guide application is now free and supported by advertisements in the application. Personally I think that is how it should have been for the get go. The information and options in the application are great but it has one fundamental flaw. It is slow as all hell. The process involves. Start the application, wait for download, click, wait for download, scroll, wait for download, select… you get the idea. Just to see the current listing can take over a minute.
I will describe some of the pictures below so you can get an idea of the capabilities of the application. As I said the functionality is there but the speed is horrendous. Handmark needs to work on optimizing the data flow. If Handmark fixed the speed/data issues they would have a solid 9 rating for this application. Thanks to Josep for pointing out the post on Geek.com about the free version release.
Forgive me, this post started as a news article and after I got down to writing it I decided to make it into a review.
You will need to fill out a bit of a registration form when you start the application for the first time. You have to give them your name, phone number, birth date, zip code, and your cable / satellite / broadcast carrier in your neighborhood.
First the application has the most annoying loading screen I have seen to date. You have to stare at this picture for upwards of 20 seconds while it tries to give you a seizure. The little gray boxes just flicker on and off constantly. After that you get a pretty straight forward menu.
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You click on listings and wait again for it to load. Get used to it.
There are a bunch of sub-categories that you can filter by. As I said the content is great but speed… Also notice the bottom ad. You can say thank you to Dish Networks for the application.
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If you click on a show you get the following description and two options. The application can remind you to watch the show or you can forward the show to a friend. You can also add the channel to your favorites list.
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There is a good set of configuration options such as setting reminder lengths and favorite channels.
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You can also read news and see what is hot on tv that day.
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Pros:
- Free
- Great information
- Lots of customization options
- Cool interface
Cons:
- Lots of data usage
- Slow application
Conclusion: All in all a well rounded application but the data usage would do some serious damage on a limited data plan. The application has a ton of potential but needs some work on the execution
100 Things Your Kids May Never Know About
There are some things in this world that will never be forgotten, this week’s 40th anniversary of the moon landing for one. But Moore’s Law and our ever-increasing quest for simpler, smaller, faster and better widgets and thingamabobs will always ensure that some of the technology we grew up with will not be passed down the line to the next generation of geeks.
That is, of course, unless we tell them all about the good old days of modems and typewriters, slide rules and encyclopedias …
Audio-Visual Entertainment
- Inserting a VHS tape into a VCR to watch a movie or to record something.
- Super-8 movies and cine film of all kinds.
- Playing music on an audio tape using a personal stereo. See what happens when you give a Walkman to today’s teenager.
- The number of TV channels being a single digit. I remember it being a massive event when Britain got its fourth channel.
- Standard-definition, CRT TVs filling up half your living room.
- Rotary dial televisions with no remote control. You know, the ones where the kids were the remote control.
- High-speed dubbing.
- 8-track cartridges.
- Vinyl records. Even today’s DJs are going laptop or CD.
- Betamax tapes.
- MiniDisc.
- Laserdisc: the LP of DVD.
- Scanning the radio dial and hearing static between stations. (Digital tuners + HD radio b0rk this concept.)
- Shortwave radio.
- 3-D movies meaning red-and-green glasses.
- Watching TV when the networks say you should. Tivo and Sky+ are slowing killing this one.
- That there was a time before ‘reality TV.’
Computers and Videogaming
- Wires. OK, so they’re not gone yet, but it won’t be long
- The scream of a modem connecting.
- The buzz of a dot-matrix printer
- 5- and 3-inch floppies, Zip Discs and countless other forms of data storage.
- Using jumpers to set IRQs.
- DOS.
- Terminals accessing the mainframe.
- Screens being just green (or orange) on black.
- Tweaking the volume setting on your tape deck to get a computer game to load, and waiting ages for it to actually do it.
- Daisy chaining your SCSI devices and making sure they’ve all got a different ID.
- Counting in kilobytes.
- Wondering if you can afford to buy a RAM upgrade.
- Blowing the dust out of a NES cartridge in the hopes that it’ll load this time.
- Turning a PlayStation on its end to try and get a game to load.
- Joysticks.
- Having to delete something to make room on your hard drive.
- Booting your computer off of a floppy disk.
- Recording a song in a studio.
The Internet
- NCSA Mosaic.
- Finding out information from an encyclopedia.
- Using a road atlas to get from A to B.
- Doing bank business only when the bank is open.
- Shopping only during the day, Monday to Saturday.
- Phone books and Yellow Pages.
- Newspapers and magazines made from dead trees.
- Actually being able to get a domain name consisting of real words.
- Filling out an order form by hand, putting it in an envelope and posting it.
- Not knowing exactly what all of your friends are doing and thinking at every moment.
- Carrying on a correspondence with real letters, especially the handwritten kind.
- Archie searches.
- Gopher searches.
- Concatenating and UUDecoding binaries from Usenet.
- Privacy.
- The fact that words generally don’t have num8er5 in them.
- Correct spelling of phrases, rather than TLAs.
- Waiting several minutes (or even hours!) to download something.
- The time before botnets/security vulnerabilities due to always-on and always-connected PCs
- The time before PC networks.
- When Spam was just a meat product — or even a Monty Python sketch.
Gadgets
- Typewriters.
- Putting film in your camera: 35mm may have some life still, but what about APS or disk?
- Sending that film away to be processed.
- Having physical prints of photographs come back to you.
- CB radios.
- Getting lost. With GPS coming to more and more phones, your location is only a click away.
- Rotary-dial telephones.
- Answering machines.
- Using a stick to point at information on a wallchart
- Pay phones.
- Phones with actual bells in them.
- Fax machines.
- Vacuum cleaners with bags in them.
Everything Else
- Taking turns picking a radio station, or selecting a tape, for everyone to listen to during a long drive.
- Remembering someone’s phone number.
- Not knowing who was calling you on the phone.
- Actually going down to a Blockbuster store to rent a movie.
- Toys actually being suitable for the under-3s.
- LEGO just being square blocks of various sizes, with the odd wheel, window or door.
- Waiting for the television-network premiere to watch a movie after its run at the theater.
- Relying on the 5-minute sport segment on the nightly news for baseball highlights.
- Neat handwriting.
- The days before the nanny state.
- Starbuck being a man.
- Han shoots first.
- “Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.” But they’ve already seen episode III, so it’s no big surprise.
- Kentucky Fried Chicken, as opposed to KFC.
- Trig tables and log tables.
- “Don’t know what a slide rule is for …”
- Finding books in a card catalog at the library.
- Swimming pools with diving boards.
- Hershey bars in silver wrappers.
- Sliding the paper outer wrapper off a Kit-Kat, placing it on the palm of your hand and clapping to make it bang loudly. Then sliding your finger down the silver foil to break off the first finger
- A Marathon bar (what a Snickers used to be called in Britain).
- Having to manually unlock a car door.
- Writing a check.
- Looking out the window during a long drive.
- Roller skates, as opposed to blades.
- Cash.
- Libraries as a place to get books rather than a place to use the internet.
- Spending your entire allowance at the arcade in the mall.
- Omni Magazine
- A physical dictionary — either for spelling or definitions.
- When a ‘geek’ and a ‘nerd’ were one and the same.
My thanks go out to all of my fellow GeekDads for their contributions to this list.
10 of the Best Head-Scratching Stories, Explained
Monoliths instigate evolutionary leaps forward—monkey to human, computer to AI, human to hippie-dippy starchild.
Pink’s father dies. His teachers abuse him. His mom smothers him. His wife leaves him. He’s paranoid and isolated. Fame is no respite.
Two drunkards meander around Dublin like Odysseus in the Aegean. Bloom’s wife is cheating on him. Everyone poops.
Jimmy relives his granddad’s life. He finally meets his father, who then dies. Superman can’t save him.
Deckard is a replicant but doesn’t know it. Gaff knows but doesn’t retire Deckard. Even fake memories make us human.
Earth will be destroyed in five years. Ziggy is a Martian rock star who sings the news. He prophesizes the coming of a starman. Starman bad.
The first two-thirds are a masturbatory fantasy after Diane orders a hit on Camilla (the characters from the last one-third) and shoots herself.
Terrorists are chasing the world’s most entertaining movie. Addiction—to drugs, entertainment, tennis, whatever—is a bitch.
White dudes attack woman. Black man jailed. Witness Madonna prays to black Jesus and dreams he lives. She snitches. Prisoner freed.
Parallel universe opens. Its pending collapse threatens our own. Donnie sacrifices himself to save us.
Judge bans Microsoft Word sales
A US federal court has ordered Microsoft to pay over $290m (£175m) for wilfully infringing on a patent by Canadian firm i4i.
The patent relates to the use of XML, a programming language that allows formatting of text and makes files readable across different programs.
XML is integral to Microsoft’s flagship word processing software Word.
Texas district court judge Leonard Davis also filed an injunction preventing Microsoft from selling Word.
The row specifically relates to the use of Extensible Mark-up Language, or XML, documents.
I4i filed a patent in 1998 that outlined a means for “manipulating the architecture and the content of a document separately from each other” invoking XML as a means allowing users to format text documents.
XML is also used extensively among other word-processing programs such as OpenOffice.
Wilful
Earlier this year, the court found in a jury trial that Microsoft had infringed the patent and awarded i4i $200m (£120m).
In the latest ruling, the court ordered Microsoft to pay $40m (£24m) for the wilful nature of the infringement and interest on the amounts totalling more than $40m.
In a separate injunction, the court prohibited Microsoft from “selling, offering to sell, and/or importing in or into the United States” any version of the software that can open custom XML files (with file extensions .xml, .docx, or .docm).
Microsoft has 60 days to comply with the injunction but said in a statement that it will appeal the ruling.
“We are disappointed by the court’s ruling,” said Microsoft spokesperson Kevin Kutz.
“We believe the evidence clearly demonstrated that we do not infringe and that the i4i patent is invalid. We will appeal the verdict.”
Porsche Design P’9522 Phone
Porsche Design Phone Stalls and Calls
You can get away with a lot if you’re beautiful. Such is the case with the new Porsche Design P’9522 phone. In some ways, it’s a wonderful and capable cellphone, but in most others, it’s dumber than the gorgeous block of aluminum it was machined from.
Looking at the specs, we were hopeful that this touchscreen-enabled beauty would be one hell of a handset. First off, it’s packed full of radios: In addition to its quad-band cellular connectivity, it flaunts the Wi-Fi, Bluetooth and GPS that are now pretty much de rigeur on a cellular device of this ilk. It also has an FM receiver — a nice touch that most companies (except Nokia) choose to omit. We think they shouldn’t.
But what can you do with all those radios? Better hope you’re a talker. Even though the phone comes pre-loaded with the very decent Opera Mini mobile browser, its 3-G range is limited to the Old Country (read: Europe). Even if you’re in a Wi-Fi hotspot, you’d be better off mugging some blogger for his MacBook than surfing the web using the horribly inaccurate touchscreen and knife-thin keys. And that touchscreen? It’s worse than any other touch-sensitive display we’ve ever used. You can’t tap an item in a list — you have to scroll to it. Just like the phone’s automotive namesake, the highlighting bar goes waaaay too fast, almost always passing the option you want. Really, even the vivid colors on the 2.8-inch, energy-efficient AMOLED screen don’t help the browser’s case.
Now we know some of you are thinking: “That’s fine; I don’t really surf the web on my phone anyway. All I need a cellphone for is to keep in touch.” Fine, Mr. Luddite: We hear you, but we hope that “keep in touch” doesn’t include e-mail — an absent feature that had us trying to mar the Porsche phone’s scratchproof screen with claws of rage. Unfortunately, that screen is tough, so the P’9522 will keep on being lauded and drooled over — despite our many gripes with it.
WIRED Gorgeous. Touchscreen interface is easy to understand, if limited and frustrating. Pre-loaded ringtones include the roaring engines of the 911 GT3 and Turbo. 5-megapixel camera has auto-focus and captures clean, vivid images. LED flash doubles as a flashlight. Unlocking the phone with its fingerprint scanner is very MI5.
TIRED Fingerprint scanner is also very POS: Who thought it would be a good idea to use fingerprints to access a device you’re likely holding in one hand while juggling multiple other tasks? Preloaded ringtones include bad German techno. Touchscreen is deeply frustrating. Seriously — no e-mail?
- Style: Candybar
- Camera Resolution: 5.1 to 7 megapixels
- Manufacturer: Porsche Design
- Price: $800
Release Date: April 08, 2009
Automatic Profile Switching
So after having read about Toysoft Inc’s Profiler software, I figured I would give it a chance! Profiler is a software that allows the user to set their own customized schedules for automatic profile switching. The program allows you to either program it via set times in the day or via keywords that are used in your calendar.
For me personally, I have set Profiler to use both methods. As you can see below, I have it set to automatically put my phone into silent mode when I go to sleep. I have even set separate schedules for weeknights and weekends! I have also programmed Profiler to automatically set my phone to the vibration mode whenever my calendar has “Work” scheduled into it so that I don’t accidentally have it ringing during a meeting – uh oh!! Profiler 1.5 currently supports up to 16 customized profiles, it will utilize any custom profiles that you have created within the Blackberry profile application, and best of all, it is VERY easy to use!!
Some of you may be wondering what other examples of real-world use this software may have. One thing that irritated me in my lectures was when you were just beginning to understand what your foreign professor was trying to say and then someone’s phone starts ringing to the tune of “Party Like a Rockstar”. Not only is this distracting, but it throws the whole flow of the class off! With Profiler this would never happen! Simply program your lectures into your BlackBerry’s calendar, program the appropriate “keywords” into the Calendar Keyword settings and your phone will never distract anyone in class again!
Other common uses are for those with consistent schedules. For those people, the use of the calendar function may not be needed as much as the date / time functionality of the software allows you to control which profile goes on at which time and on what day! I know for those people that work Monday-Friday, 9-5 shifts this program can be very handy! Simply program your phone to go into your desired mode during “work hours” and when you leave work, your phone will automatically restore you to the “Party Like a Rockstar” profile!
There are a couple of con’s that irked me. First, I must state that if the following con is Toysoft’s limitation in their coding abilities or if it’s a limitation in RIM’s code but if the phone is holstered or locked, the phone will have to alert you by vibration or sound that you must unholster or unlock the phone. Perhaps there is a security issue that prevents Profiler from unlocking your phone to change the setting! Once you unholster however, the profiler will switch you over immediately. It would be great if the ability to automatically change profiles while holstered / locked was possible. Hopefully we will see this functionality in the next revision of their software. I am glad that Toysoft acknowledges this problem though, as you can see on their website, and has at least found a way to integrate this into making the program still function!
Another con that may irk some is the lack of “noticeable” integration between their “calendar keyword” scheduling and their “data & time” scheduling. Yes, the phone will allow you to do both, but there should be an option within the “date & time” options to set specific exceptions. For example, say I want my profile to change M-F at 9am, except when my calendar reads “Meeting with Boss”, I should be able to add this one time exception without having to go into the “calendar keyword” section and program its own complete profile. As well, by modifying the calendar profile, one runs the risk of it conflicting with the “date & time” profile settings. I hope in future builds, the ability to add more defined exceptions will be available! I would also like to know if there is a way to set which setting takes priority, “date & time” or “calendar keywords”.
Other then the above caveats, I believe this software, although pricey for some at US$10, has many features that will definitely serve its purpose for those users who have consistent schedules and are always in situations where they need their profiles to switch automatically! I know myself that I have had my phone ring one too many times (only once) in a meeting and to this day I still hear about it! This program will hopefully prevent that from happening in the future!
UPDATE: It appears as if Toysoft has made some updates since this review was written. For starters, they have now expanded on their lock screen application to improve compatibility with changing the profile while your phone is locked! What they have done is given the user a way to change their default lock screen so that Profiler has a way to access it to unlock your keyboard! As well, this update will now allow users to use their own picture for the lock screen background as well as customizing the text that displays from it! The only caveat is with this feature enabled, your phone will auto lock the keyboard when your screen times out without any setting to allow the user to simply lock it manually! I assume this functionality will come in a future revision!
Another update that has been made is the improvement of the Blackberry Storm compatibility. Toysoft has given Storm users the go ahead to use their software now! It should be noted that these updates appear to still be in official beta status, and of course, caution is advised when trying such software!
Download the beta (works as Trial or full version) from http://www.toysoft.ca/beta/Profiler.jad
PROS:
-Flexibility in scheduling profiles
-Ability to change profiles based on your calendar settings
-Supports custom profiles
-Supports any Blackberry as far back as the 8700 w/OS 4.2 or newer
CONS:
-Requires custom lock screen in order to allow for profile changing while your phone is holstered or locked
-Price may be an issue for non-business users
REQUESTS:
-More defined rules and exceptions for those with more specific, and inconsistent scheduling needs
-Conflict detection so that the wrong profile is not applied in error
-Ability to not have to select an END TIME so that one can create another profile with a different name to function as that END TIME or new START TIME
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